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While many comments mercilessly teased the original poster, asking why he would even consider using a BP, some men came to his defense. “ barely lived to survive the tale,” he wrote. When he went to the bathroom to clean up, he slipped (as one does with banana peels) and banged his head against the toilet seat. The young man was confused by how “a seemingly empty banana was able to produce so much liquid,” which leads one to wonder: How rotten was this old-ass banana? By the time he ejaculated, “the entirety of my body from the waist down was absolutely covered in the banana's dark liquid and below me was a puddle of it.” Despite the fact that there was now black goop running down my balls and thighs, I was determined to finish because mama didn't raise no quitter.” “The banana peel still had remnants stuck to the sides, and my meat stick was liquifying it. “Mere seconds in, I began to notice the mess I was making,” wrote the original poster. (Spoiler alert: It wasn't the banana itself that nearly killed him, but the slippery aftermath of the act.) The New York Post recently dredged up an amusing mid-2019 Reddit post, in which one young man detailed his near-death experience using a banana peel to rub one out. The generation that got behind the wildly stupid condom snorting challenge has seemingly rediscovered a new, potentially harmful way to masturbate: banana peels.
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